The first two sentences of the article are so true. The first is that skylar rae fan only fans. The second is that one of the reasons the fan only fan is so popular is that there exists a lack of alternatives. Most fans are designed to fan a single, fixed position in a direction. There are no fans that will fan multiple directions.

The term “fan only” was used to describe a fan of the radio show Skylar when I was in high school. The concept was quite different than the fan-only fan, as the latter fan has some form of fandom outside his or her own personal fandom, but the concept is the same.