I’m happy to announce that I’ve been arrested. I was working a case with some of the most famous and influential people in the world and they were all on the same page! This case was about an alleged assassination attempt on former President of the United States, Barack Obama. What happened was that the FBI went to my house in the middle of the night and arrested me for some unknown reason. The reason I was arrested was because I had an illegal firearm in my house.
I’ll be back on the streets shortly to try and track down the gun, but for now I’m glad that I’m being held on a police charge. I’m not sure if I can re-enter America after being in jail or if I’ll have to return to Russia. I’m going to have to get a lawyer, however, and the more I learn about my case the more alarmed I become.
In the end, the FBI made absolutely no attempt to get a search warrant, and they didn’t even bother to ask the judge. It seems the reason that they got called in was because the alleged gun was a replica. I’m not sure that’s true since I had the gun in the back of my house and I’m pretty sure that I wouldn’t have been home alone with it at the time of the alleged crime.
I want to say that the FBI arrested jadakiss when they thought they had him. But I dont think that was the case. It seems that the FBI didnt bother to look very deep into the case since they knew he wasnt the guy they were after. I dont know why, but that seems odd.
I guess the same thing could be said about the FBI. They all know someone is up to no good, but they don’t really know who.
I want to say that the FBI arrested jadakiss when they thought they had him. But I dont think that was the case. It seems that the FBI didnt bother to look very deep into the case since they knew he wasnt the guy they were after. I dont know why, but that seems odd.
This is the first time the FBI has been linked to a case in its 100 year history. I think it makes sense that this particular case is still somewhat “under investigation.
I think the real crime in this case is that the FBI took one look at one of our more notorious criminals and decided to look away. Not only did they fail to make any progress against jadakiss, they also helped one of our most popular celebrities get away.
He’s currently at the San Quentin prison in California, where he’s been in prison since 2003. The only connection to the FBI you’ll find is that he’s actually a very good friend of Clint Eastwood. That’s right, “The Smoking Man” is no longer the name of our main villain, but he is a very close friend of the most famous actor in the world.
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